One Day In IRELAND...
While on a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drove his BMW into a gas station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, obviously unaware of who the golfer was, greeted him with a friendly "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir!"
Tiger nodded a quick hello and bent forward to pick up the nozzle. As he did so, two tees fell out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those, son?" asks the attendant, knowing nothing about golf.
"They're called tees," replied Tiger.
"Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquired the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," Tiger explained.
"Gracious," said the Irishman. "BMW thinks of everything!!!"