Emotional needs

145 points

A man and woman are getting all snugly in bed.
The passion is heating up.
But then the lady stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.
" The guy says WHAT??"
The lady explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman.
Then he realises that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the man takes her shopping at a big department store.
He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits.
She can't decide. He tells his woman to take all three of them.
Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each.
And then they go to the Jewellery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings.
The woman is jumping up and down so excited she can't even believe what is going on, she thinks her guy has flipped out.
She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."
The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." The woman's face goes blank.
"No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode and the guy says,
"You must be in tune with my financial needs as a man."

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