Further Education for men..
FURTHER EDUCATION FOR MEN
How to fill up the ice cube trays.
(Step by step, with slide presentation.)
The toilet paper roll: do they grow on the holders?
(Round table discussion.)
Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat
up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub?
Fundamental differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
(Pictures and explanatory graphics.)
The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the
(Examples on video.)
Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
(Helpline support and support groups.)
Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
(Graphics and audio tape.)
Real men ask for directions when lost.
(Real life testimonials.)
Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
(Online class and role playing.)
How to be the ideal shopping companion.
(Relaxation. Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.)
How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
(Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.)