Further Education for men..

120 points


Week 1
How to fill up the ice cube trays.
(Step by step, with slide presentation.)

Week 2
The toilet paper roll: do they grow on the holders?
(Round table discussion.)

Week 3
Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat
up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub?
(Group practice.)

Week 4
Fundamental differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
(Pictures and explanatory graphics.)

Week 5
The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the
kitchen sink?
(Examples on video.)

Week 6
Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
(Helpline support and support groups.)

Week 7
Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
(Open forum.)

Week 8
Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
(Graphics and audio tape.)

Week 9
Real men ask for directions when lost.
(Real life testimonials.)

Week 10
Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
(Driving simulation.)

Week 11
Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
(Online class and role playing.)

Week 12
How to be the ideal shopping companion.
(Relaxation. Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.)

Week 13
How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
(Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.)

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