Some of the worst chat-up lines from around the wo
Some of the worst chat-up lines from around the world !
I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples
That suit/dress looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a prince/princess like you.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
How was heaven when you left?
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Why don't I come sit on your lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
That's a nice dress...could I talk you out of it?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
That's a nice smile you've got, it's a shame it's not all you're wearing!
Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?
Do you have mirrors in your pockets?.... Because I can see myself in your pants!
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night!
Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
Do you want to see something swell?
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Do you want to come back to my place and do all the things i'm going to tell my mate we did any way?
Your face or MINE!?
Would you fuck me for a million pounds?
Would you fuck me for fifty pence?
She: NO, what kind of women do you think I am?
Well, we have already established what kind of woman you
are. Right now we are just haggling over the price.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
That outfit would look great in a heap on my bedroom floor.
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
So... How am I doing?
Excuse me, Miss...the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
Stand still so I can pick you up.
HEY baby, I must be a light switch 'cause every time I see you, you turn me on!!!
What do you like for breakfast?
Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Do you know what a man with a 12 inch dick has for breakfast? No! Well I have Bacon and Eggs!
I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it?
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, scrambled, or fertilized!
Are you religious? Good, well I am the answer to your prayers.
What is a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Here, you look a bit tired, let me breathe for you.
They call me summer, I'm a long time cumming, but when I cum I'm HOT.
Gee your ugly, but I bet you feel good in the dark.
Excuse me Didn't I meet you at the party my friends threw for me when I won the lottery?
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour co-ordinated.
Do you cum here often or do you wait until you get home?
My parents aren't home!
If I said you had a beautiful body would you swallow ten inches?
My love guns loaded, and your in my sights.
I would crawl three miles on broken glass in the freezing rain, just to sniff the tire tracks of the laundry truck that takes your
You'd look really attractive with my dick in your mouth.
Can I check to see if you're a natural blonde?
Hi My name is Justin, how do you like me so far?
You're not wearing a bra - are you?
Hey...pssst....Wanna score some penis?
My dick is on fire, would you blow it out?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW.
My girlfriend and I would like to experiment and we both like you.
How much did you say your name was?
I was sitting here holding a cigarette and realised I'd rather be holding you!
Hello love, do you spit or swallow? Or are you classy and gargle?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or shall I apologise?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
Why are you going when you could be coming?
See this packet of condoms, they go out of date tommorow, wouldn't it be ashame to but them to waste!
Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?
Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche.
Gesture with your finger for her to "come here"... When she get to you, ask " Do you always come when someone fingers you?"
Hey baby, I know you want me. You just don't know it yet.
Pardon me, but I was about to go home and masturbate, and was wondering if you would mind if I fantasised about you?
Can I buy you a drink? NO. Well I suppose A Blow Job is out of the question then!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
You're so hot than when I look at you I get a tan
Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
God your not just beautiful, but your clever as well...
Do you have any raisins? Well then how about a date?
I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women.
You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Honey, I've got just the thing that will fit between those gaps in your teeth.
Your ass is as firm as a basketball. Mind if I dribble on it?
Cough! Cough! Help me. I hear pussy juice is good for a sore throat.
Do you know how to make a man have an orgasm? Yes! Great I'll come home with you.
Can I smell your Pussy? No! Well it must be your feet then!
Hey let's go fuck and do the talking later.
Hey do you like chinese food......Yes/No.......who cares lets fuck!!!!