Top 10 Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving
10. Talk about a huge breast!
9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
7. That's one terrific spread!
6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
4. Don't play with your meat.
3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
2. How long will it take after you stick it in?
And the Number #1 thing you can only say on Thanksgiving....
1. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.