Top 10 Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving

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10. Talk about a huge breast!

9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

7. That's one terrific spread!

6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

4. Don't play with your meat.

3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

2. How long will it take after you stick it in?

And the Number #1 thing you can only say on Thanksgiving....

1. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

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