Dedicated To The One I Love

179 points

Roses are dirty
Violets have fleas
Peel back my skin
And lick off my cheese

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just come
Pass me a hanky

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cos here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show us your tits

Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter

Roses are red
When in reality
Sleeping with girls
Don't beat bestiality

Roses are red
But I like Carnations
You're so crap in bed
That I fucked your alsation

Roses are red
Violets are finer
Chickens are fowl
Just like your vagina

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring up a friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give us a blow job
And swallow it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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