Laura Schlessinger - speaks out !

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Laura Schlessinger - speaks out !
For those of you who are not following the recent controversy to do with
Laura Schlessinger: she is a radio personality in the US who dispenses
advice to people who call in to her radio show.
Paramount Television
Group is currently producing a "Dr. Laura" television show.

Recently, she has made some statements about homosexuals that have caused
the Canadian anti-hate laws to censure her....The following is an open
letter to Dr. Laura which was posted on the internet....ENJOY.

Dear Dr. Laura,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law.
I
have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can.
When someone tries to defend the
homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22
clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific
laws and how to best follow them.

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors.They
claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for
her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do
I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of
mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians.
Can you
clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 5:2
clearly states he should be put to death.
Am I morally obligated to kill
him myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality.
I
don't agree. Can you settle this?

g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight.
I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27.
How should they die?

i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments
made of two different kinds of thread cotton/polyester blend) He also
tends to curse and blaspheme a lot.
Is it really necessary that we go to
all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?
(Lev.24:10-16)

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