Top 10 Times In History When the F-word Was Appropriate

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1. "Scattered f#cking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2. "How the f#ck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

3. "You want WHAT on the f#cking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where did all those f#cking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

5. "It does so f#cking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "Where the f#ck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

7. "Any f#cking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein, 1938

8. "What the f#ck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "I need this parade like I need a f#cking hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963

10. "Aw c'mon. Who the f#ck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1998

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