This Might Just Save your Life !!!

137 points

1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

2. Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.

3. You are just upset because you butt is beginning to spread.

4. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?

5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?

6. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.

7. Whoa, time out. Football is on.

8. Looks like someone had a bowl of bitch flakes this morning!

9. Is there anyway we can do this via e-mail?

10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

+ A bonus one to use if you want to end the relationship:

11. sorry what did you say i wasn't listening!

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