New Computer Viruses

343 points

New Computer Viruses

THE GEORGE BUSH: Attacks everything..

THE TONY BLAIR: Contains 'George Bush', but looks harmless.

THE SADDAM: Harmless...Only effective on old operating systems.

THE BIN LADEN: You will never find this one !

THE NATO: Very unstable....Does not work with French and German operating systems.

THE MATTHEW KELLY: Only attacks minor files.

THE GARY GLITTER: Gets in through the 'Back Door'..

THE HAROLD SHIPMAN: Deletes all old files.

THE VIAGRA: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

THE CRACK: Speeds your computer up...then crashes.

THE PROZAC: Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

THE ARNIE: Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

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