Everything tagged with alcohol

"I used to be stressed until I started yoga, you should try it!"

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So true😂

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Don’t just erase memories, erase the entire fucking hard drive.

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106 points

How CVS pays for all the receipt paper they use

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110 points

They said he couldn’t, yet Elon Musk delivered again

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88 points

Well i choose energy LOL

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Baked beans lava lamp.

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Wife didn’t think this hot sauce was funny.

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Beer Made with Vaginal Bacteria

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104 points

Lady at the store tried to ID me for buying liquor this morning.

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110 points

Irish Women

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112 points

Epic ICEMAN prank

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84 points

You and I both?

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The nurse, during my annual wellness check, suggested at my age I should have a bar in the shower. So I took her advice.

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87 points

This gets worse the more you look at it

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At least someone's happy to see me after a long day at work

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81 points

Aww.. oh

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87 points

A friend just handed me water in a water glass

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This cup of fat looks like a frothy, cold beer. I’m going to leave it out at a party this weekend. I’ll report back.

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108 points

Now in your cold isle - horse milk

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43 points

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