Everything tagged with child

My nephew’s goose egg.

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80 points

The shoe kills me every time I see this

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Baby inside meat

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My 6 year old son had his first school dance tonight. Got caught giving roses to different girls.

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102 points

A Koosh Ball Popped, So This Happened

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72 points

Man locks his head in a cage in an attempt to quit smoking. Wife has the key and only opens it for meals

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Caught my baby mid sneeze.

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Lebron James just did what?

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Finally Got My Dad To Sleep

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My childhood And i am looking funny.

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79 points

Girlfriend took a pregnancy test and sent me this...

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72 points

She face swapped with her doll.

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72 points

My daughter looks like Beaker from The Muppets.

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An uncomfortably lifelike doll

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1953 Playboy Magazine Cover, Ireland

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My mother-in-law was messing around on a picture app and one of the filters decided to give my 1 year old son a mouth full of jacked up teeth. He only has 4 teeth

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63 points

This realistic face mask is horrifying.

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64 points

this killed me

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67 points

My husband is no longer allowed to go to the craft store alone

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This pigeon.

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