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What animal would I be honey?

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Any hairdressers in the area?

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Would’ve gone with “fornicating”

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Stay safe!

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Deciding who to wife

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I’ll be damned. It worked. Heading to store now for air freshener and some silky soft toilet paper.

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Why men shouldn't write advice columns

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They're actually referring to a bag of amphetamines, but this is still hilarious

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This is a list of rules for students at the all-women's college I went to. This was for a choir trip in the 1960s.

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Chunk Lost In Trim

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A casual yet unthinkable option

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Found this interesting 'poem' in my grandpa's things today.

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Exercise!

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Hate political, but found this hilarious!

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I don't give...

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Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer

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😂 I love the internet

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Weight loss plans.. and happy hats!

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3 different kinds of pet owners

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From a local newspaper, WTF is the only response to this one! Hope y’all can zoom in and read...yuck!

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