Everything tagged with facial expression

When I was a kid I had a pet rooster called Stanley, who I trained to sit on my shoulder. My mum dug up this photo of us the other day.

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When the website tells you this shit

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This is Katherine Johnson, the NASA mathematician who calculated the trajectory of the Apollo 11 mission. Tomorrow will be her 99th birthday

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why you shouldn't anthropomorphize your food

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Cabriolet times be like...

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The office

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The photo lab at my local Walmart

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Their baby pictures are so cute.

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Swiggity swooty

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Took me a while to notice WTF was wrong here

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This pic of Chrissy Teigen looks like she has a gigantic grasshopper leg with a garter on.

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Just wanted to get a cute picture after getting all dressed up...Yoshi didn't think it was a good idea.

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England is my city

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Bloodthirsty dog ravenously chomps of brothers face

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Unfinished Skin-work on Walter White sculpture by jackofthedust

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4 out of 5 kids enjoy sack races.

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I too hope to achieve Nic Cage levels of coolness one day

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