Everything tagged with food

Me in the winyter vs me in the summer

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I noticed a carpet beetle larva in my pipe after I finished smoking. No wonder it tasted funny

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Gotta keep files extra thafe

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Boiled penguin eggs

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Sure you can live without a triceratops taco holder... But DO you want to???

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Pink curry

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Visited a relative. I quickly turned around when I saw their toilet...

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Egg in a Egg.

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What the tail of a Crested Gecko looks like after its fallen off.

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Banana for scale

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Jesus that's big.

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Once you pop...THAT’s GREAT!

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My hand vs thin glass window

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I don't care how much I have to pay for boneless watermelon, it's worth it.

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In a parallel world

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My squash has developed a new defense mechanism

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This is a shower filter I put in last month after my wife kept complaining about her hair always feeling dirty even after a shower. We live in a high end apartment in NY.

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Opening a fresh bag of brown rice from the supermarket for dinn.... OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!? IT LOOKS LIKE A MOTH GRAVEYARD FROM HELL!!!

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Too accurate

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45 points

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