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Fine dining indeed

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75 points

Don't pick up the phone... Im online!!!

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75 points

The greatest name in any credits for a movie.

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Pretty sure my kid's daycare teacher is former mafia

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86 points

Is there anything your hero is frightened of?

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90 points

This is a list of rules for students at the all-women's college I went to. This was for a choir trip in the 1960s.

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91 points

A casual yet unthinkable option

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60 points

Your porn is safe from now on.

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87 points

A letter from the boss.

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61 points

Found this interesting 'poem' in my grandpa's things today.

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74 points

Engineers v Physicists

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76 points

Seen in a clients washroom today

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21 points

Sometimes the legal system can be funny.

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93 points

1 1/2 years later... “Our product doesn’t last that long!” O_O

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82 points

My manager received this in the mail today

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88 points

Got me for a second

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87 points

Bathroom Mirror

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88 points

This is homework for my 5 year old. I am in my 40s and can't wrap my pea brain around it. Please help.

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87 points

The chickfila cashier was so religious that they gave a 1 cent discount to keep the total from being 6.66.

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92 points

The key to parenting

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74 points

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