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The Valentine's note I wrote for my students

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How to fight a bear

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Mom caught my little brother planning a party...

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The German Club at a high school in Uganda needs an update.

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In case you were wondering, this is how you put "stripper" on a resume.

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How did Panda Express mess up this simple play on words?

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A conspiracy note put on cars in our lot tonight...

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Thailand trolled again. CPR Instructions next to the hotel pool. They haven't the slightest clue...

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A letter my 5 year old nephew wrote me when I was in the Navy in Japan, read to the end.

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Tell Schrödinger I Survived

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Works almost every time.

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My dad bought my American girlfriend's conservative family a box of candy from our home country of Iran. They were a bit concerned about one particular ingredient.

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Planet Fitness wouldn't let me cancel over the phone, and required a certified letter to cancel since I live in a different state now. I dropped this in the mail today.

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$12.99 or ~40~

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An announcment in the hotel I'm staying in .

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These illuminati books and papers found in an abandoned house

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The mustard terrorist

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You dunce

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Saw this in my grandmother’s building. Got a good laugh :P

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