Everything tagged with milk

I'm sorry i dropped you stop giving me that look

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So my mom was unbagging her groceries yesterday, I look on the table and see this.

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78 points

This cup of fat looks like a frothy, cold beer. I’m going to leave it out at a party this weekend. I’ll report back.

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Now in your cold isle - horse milk

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28 points

Finally found it! decently priced too

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88 points

........Aaaaaand this is how I got my creamer to stop dissipating at work.

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81 points

Once you pop...THAT’s GREAT!

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46 points

Mama cow picked a rather rude place to relieve herself.

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My friend in the E.R. sent me a pic of his urine.

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Pranked the boys with Blairs ultra death sauce! prank war begins!

14 points

Happy bday Linux!

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78 points

My spirit animal

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21 points

Achilles!! Your cousin plan has done bamboozled all of greece!

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Freshly Laid "Egg"

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51 points

It's a-me

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41 points

20170825: Happy Birthday Linux

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87 points

Somebody once

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6 points

Ain't this the truth

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5 points

Kid gets banned from target for life from smashing milk




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