Everything tagged with newborn

Caught my baby mid sneeze.

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WTF?! I just pulled a four rooted molar this afternoon. I thought these only existed in textbooks!

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Our newest granddaughter was born 2 hours ago. Clearly she will be a handful.

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Sorry you’re injured, human. JKJKJK!

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My youngest spitting up with perfect timing

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He came out, looked at me and was all "bro, do you even lift?".

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My buddy’s toenail.

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Kid learned the truth too early

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Found This in my attic.

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Pink beans

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True indeed

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Honest Pony

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Stewie is savage

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Cate owns copyrights now.

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You underestimate my power

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My daughter made it through her open great surgery and she's gonna be ok!

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That doll

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Realistic silicone babies are the stuff of nightmares

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