Everything tagged with note

That's a risk, alright.

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Blowjobs are my forte

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My dick is made of hard wood

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My kid did an interview with her cat

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How TF am I supposed to poop?

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When I grow up I wanna be...

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Printed on a condom wrapper.

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So the neighbor kids left us a note on our doorstep today.

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Kid's got no chill.

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Found this in a classroom.

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Sticky Noted His Car


Teddy Roosevelt's diary entry from the day his wife died

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My husband's drunk letter to himself

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Artwork in my Algebra class

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Pathetic as well !!

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Yea sure he really needs it...

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Sam Brownback, pioneer of economic growth via massive tax cuts, cannot count to 18

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So you can tell her to send nudes in code

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My friend lost his phone so I wrote him a letter

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7 points

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