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My friends mother thought that the croissants would just roll themselves up while cooking...

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When I was a young boy

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Send noots

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My grapes have grown beyond bite-size

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Healthy pepe

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After being away on the east. this is heaven

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Egg and gge

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I had this joke in my head all day and just had to get it out, I’m sorry.

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Sorry for the short post.

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413 is the limit

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my tomato has a boner

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Broccoli flower

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Found bugs in my brocolli when I was eating at the school cafeteria

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Never nuke a country twice...

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Just a joke

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This tomato tried absorbing his neighbor.

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If Modi had 40 Watermelons...

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