Everything tagged with parent

My nephew’s goose egg.

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Man locks his head in a cage in an attempt to quit smoking. Wife has the key and only opens it for meals

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Caught my baby mid sneeze.

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Finally Got My Dad To Sleep

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91 points

this killed me

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67 points


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My in-laws were uptight about the family photos. How long until they notice this slight edit?

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128 points

Cruella de Vil Halloween Costume

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73 points

Doll, having a stroke?

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86 points


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Don't worry I'll drop you soon

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42 points

Why women can never understand what a man is thinking about while on idle mode.

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90 points

Wanna change diapers little man?

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20 points

Faceswapped my brother and my daughter. I will never stop laughing at this.

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80 points

Just Why?

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47 points

Saw this on Facebook: Look at her right hand. At least it is not green. #hulk

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Charlie and the Ch- no bye

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I enlarged my baby in these pics juuuust enough before posting them to make people think: "Man, that's a big baby"

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123 points

You cost me an arm baby

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