Everything tagged with primate

My bird hates my boyfriend, but loves the taste of ears!

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Just monkeying around

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I was pranked 4 years ago... 200 calls in 4 hours.

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My Australian cattle dog does this when I try to water anything.

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So happy that psycho cat isn't in the house....

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Perfect photo.

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When I was 12, I was attacked by a howler monkey in Costa Rica. My dad runs a tour and travel company down there, and I found this postcard on his rack...

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103 points

Spooky kitten gets spooked

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Winnie-the-Pooh and Insanity Wolf too

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121 points

He is not impressed

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75 points

Thank you, but please hurry up

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80 points

It takes a village

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Probably my only regret in life. Sorry mom and dad.

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105 points

Here you are :0

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This monkey looks like every girl I know studying abroad

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67 points

Let me use your head as a diving board

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Yeah F**k That Guy.

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You are gonna hate me, but it happens to me all the time..I'm sorry

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Time is up!

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A curly haired baby gorilla for those who haven't seen one.

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53 points

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