Everything tagged with protective covering

This kids menu at the hotel I’m staying at

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When you want that 2 pane, energy efficient feel but don't want to pay for it.

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An absolute jerk

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Very classy

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113 points

I work in a restaurant. Got this weird ass ‘tip’ tonight....

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151 points

Somebody going to have trouble finding their truck at the boat ramp

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106 points

My niece’s veil blew off. But they caught it

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225 points

*Patient slips Doctor a $20 bill*. “How about u knock me out again!”

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149 points

"2018 Patriotism" - my friends answer when I asked what this was

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125 points

Requested a photo of James Earl Jones for my hotel room. 5 star customer service

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130 points

High school classmate posted this on IG today - 🤮

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He’s stuck between the window and the bars.

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A little bit bigger than most rooms, but that ceiling is to beautiful not to share.

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No nut to butt

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91 points

So fuckin true

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80 points

Cartoons paused at the perfect moment

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120 points

I'm guessing he tells people "My Volvo is built like a tank..."

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109 points

I think I found Sid from Toy Story's car.

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78 points

My daughter stole her brother’s favorite toy and gave him a makeover

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79 points

Thor is about to nail Thanos

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99 points

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