Everything tagged with scrutiny
You should never tell a lie
I made a dad joke during our ultrasound. Unfortunately, my son apparently shares his mother's sense of humor.
What do you do when you get a vibrator stuck in your rectum? Why, you use salad tongs to pull it out, of course!
I just told you he's gone
I think you need to remove your tooth.
B*tches be crazy
Safety pin ingestion OC
Yup.. thats got to hurt!
girl chokes on fidget spinner
To infinity, and behind
I usually just put mine behind my ear.