Everything tagged with sleep

Waking my kids up

47 points

This couch hog-dog.

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Bed Comfort Level

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98 points

Can I please take a nap?

75 points

No it's ok, I don't need to study for that exam

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Our newest granddaughter was born 2 hours ago. Clearly she will be a handful.

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138 points

She did this when I put Logan Paul on, no joke...

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My fiance took this pic that makes the cat look like he's made out of a head and just one massive arm.

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134 points

My cat doesn't share pets.

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My cat's face when he's not sure whether to be an asshole or not.

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106 points

Just as you sit down to do some work.

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I put up with a lot in this relationship

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That was my bone..

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I put my coat down for two seconds

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When pigs fly

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93 points

My pregnant wife is practicing her swaddling. Skittles isn't a fan.

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77 points

Whenever there's loud noise, my friend's cat looks at us with a face like this

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93 points

I’m trying to read with headphones on. My cat pretends to be interested in cuddling. In actuality, this bitchass is just trying to play with the headphone cord.

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Just broke my knee cap

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116 points

Is it okay if I rest my balls here for a minute?

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