Everything tagged with smiling

Happy St. Patrick's Day

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Democracy in Russia

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Heavy metal,, nope Finland national curling team.

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When Windows XP froze so you’d drag the window around

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My 62 y/o mother dressed as the creature from The Shape of Water for her Oscar party

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Dad never fails to rip ass during family photos

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Today is the eighty-first birthday of Harald V, king of Norway. Here's a joke he made on national television a few years ago. The lady is his wife, the queen of Norway

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Man locks his head in a cage in an attempt to quit smoking. Wife has the key and only opens it for meals

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Don’t worry, you’ll get ‘em next time.

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Want to take bets on whether she can fly?

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Gordon is burnt!

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He is getting married so he made this with his best friend and future wife.

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She face swapped with her doll.

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"Hey Bill, what are you up to this weekend?"

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Maybe he should let the samurai sword hang on the wall as decoration...

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this killed me

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Honey Boo Boo and Mama June look like an SNL parody of themselves five years ago

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Be The Batman

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See, THIS is what I'm talking about

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