Everything tagged with son

I knew it

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55 points

Lost my helium-balloon 20 xmas ago

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My youngest daughter got a handful of my oldest girls’ hair

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105 points

My aunt just received her son's kindergarten picture.

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50 points

But first, let me take a selfie!

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Early 1900's Santa Claus

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39 points

Okay Lenin

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40 points

My parents haven't noticed.

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14 points

Ho Ho Oh No...

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It's not medicine, it's Pepsi

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23 points

Surgically removed forehead after BMX crash

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53 points

I beg your pardon, Is the housewife around

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24 points

This made my day😂

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83 points

My Constipated newborn finally pooped!!

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55 points

cute baby

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33 points

When everyone in the house is sleeping and you can finally jerk off

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49 points

My mom took this selfie as I threw a remote at my brother

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Wife works at a permanent foster home. Found this in the work van.

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40 points

Oh god..

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19 points

My parents haven't noticed.

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44 points

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