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What to remember if you’re feeling suicidal

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Want serious answers people

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Member of staff gets stuck upstairs with only an iServe to hand...

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Comment a bad pickup line

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This Kickstarters stretch goal

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I forgot her name, Google did exactly what I wanted.

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This Amazon review.

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Lift off!

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About as petty as it gets

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My profile

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Well Google Assistant and Siri have something going on I guess!!

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I would regret my whole life after this 💀

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My video buffered at the perfect moment

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My dad bought my American girlfriend's conservative family a box of candy from our home country of Iran. They were a bit concerned about one particular ingredient.

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Dumn troll on gf while Im away

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Shots fired.

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I was talking to the Google Assistant on my phone and found a pretty funny response.

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Roasted by Google Assistant

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My Reddit feed tonight

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Am I the only one who has never tasted one of these?

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