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Military commands to live life by

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Traveling in Tanzania, they have a unique definition of Classic Pizza

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Custodian not to be fucked with

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Found this in the dressing room of a local consignment shop

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This teacher’s been a teacher before

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A confession to a friend.

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Deciding who to wife

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Supreme court protects Youtuber's live TTS prank?

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This relatable sign in Ireland

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A joke book from 1940

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Best wedding Save the Date ever

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Creepy Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Google keyboard helps a lot.....

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"He guards the tomatoes."

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Pranking People with Song Lyrics PART 9 🎶

88 points

If you don't feel good...

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My neighbor peels out daily, so I wrote him a nice poem!

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I’ll kill him

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104 points

In case you were wondering, this is how you put "stripper" on a resume.

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