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Traveling in Tanzania, they have a unique definition of Classic Pizza

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115 points

Custodian not to be fucked with

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126 points

Found this in the dressing room of a local consignment shop

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108 points

This teacher’s been a teacher before

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125 points

A confession to a friend.

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120 points

Deciding who to wife

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100 points

Supreme court protects Youtuber's live TTS prank?

14 points

This relatable sign in Ireland

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99 points

A joke book from 1940

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90 points

Creepy Arnold Schwarzenegger

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105 points

Google keyboard helps a lot.....

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"He guards the tomatoes."

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77 points

Pranking People with Song Lyrics PART 9 🎶

75 points

If you don't feel good...

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108 points

In case you were wondering, this is how you put "stripper" on a resume.

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122 points

A conspiracy note put on cars in our lot tonight...

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80 points

Works almost every time.

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166 points

I prefer this ending.

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121 points

Happy wife happy life.

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92 points

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