Everything tagged with wear

You know what they say, whatever totes your scrote

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It is the third day since Oregonians have started pumping their own gas

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Currently renovating our floors. Seems everyone has come out of hiding.

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My girlfriend's hair clip nearly put me in cardiac arrest.

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My grandpa has the same christmas tree for 73 years

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Kohls is selling the Marty Mcfly starter kit.

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74 points

I'm feeling spectacular!

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4D Television

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When your mum gets home and finds the chicken still in the freezer when she asked you to get it out 8 hours ago

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132 points

Craig & Smokey

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108 points

Her only regret is that it was just 1000 pieces

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Now that Oregonians have to pump their own gas...

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The joy of scotch

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112 points

Attack of the penis monster :]

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How I showed up at work today for the ugly sweater contest

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71 points

I inherited a holy relic...oh shit, it's got holy dirt.

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69 points

My aunt just received her son's kindergarten picture.

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112 points

Why the carrots?

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67 points

What do you call this hair style?

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71 points

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