Everything tagged with wine

Sweaty but tasty palm

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"I used to be stressed until I started yoga, you should try it!"

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So true😂

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Don’t just erase memories, erase the entire fucking hard drive.

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How CVS pays for all the receipt paper they use

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They said he couldn’t, yet Elon Musk delivered again

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Wife didn’t think this hot sauce was funny.

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Beer Made with Vaginal Bacteria

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Irish Women

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You and I both?

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The nurse, during my annual wellness check, suggested at my age I should have a bar in the shower. So I took her advice.

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At least someone's happy to see me after a long day at work

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Aww.. oh

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Someone’s about to get fired..

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The only Vodka in the world made with pure milk (it's delicious too)

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Ohio kids parents give teacher wine for Christmas with sons picture reading "Our child might be the reason you drink."

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How Tequila Works

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Chaotic evil

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Got a vasectomy. Parents got me a gift.

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Looked in my Grandparents Liquor Cabinet...

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